1 January 2010

Horoskop 2010 Dijamin Tepat 100%

Diorang buat ramalan horoskop guna teleskop. Konon-konon teropong bintang,buruj, bulan di langit, lepas tu tafsir dan tulis atas kertas. Aku kata, "Ah! persetan kan tu semua! Mengarut."

Setakat ramalan-ramalan kurafat macam tu, tak payah susah-susah guna teleskop,mikroskop, mahu pon steteskop bagai, aku pon boleh buat sendiri.










 


p/s : Aku gelak guling-guling bila diorang kata kononnya lelaki gemini kuat seks. Hakhak. Tak payah susah-susah aku nk minum kopi jantan.
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57 comments:

  1. GT1 January 2010 at 16:47

    Z gemini ke? Bhahahaa =p

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  2. ~UmmU SoLehah~1 January 2010 at 16:52

    T____T ahli nujum moden..

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  3. cik nurulain1 January 2010 at 16:55

    bagus lah ko advise reader ko jgn pcaya horoskop ni zack. aku ada baca kat mana tak igt, tp klu kite even bc horoskop tu je pun wpn x caya, solat kita 40 hari tak diterima

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  4. chah~1 January 2010 at 17:13

    hahahhaha... bengong je ramalan nya..

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  5. Anonymous1 January 2010 at 17:27

    saya gemini..aduii..sampai hati awk ckp sy mcm tu..XDDD

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  6. lizz1 January 2010 at 17:32

    Damn! aku gelak guling2 tersimpul2 biawak atas carpet bace libra punye. wakakaka. hampagas.

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  7. enyheartsdiamond1 January 2010 at 17:54

    nak aquarius plisss :)

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  8. zack zukhairi1 January 2010 at 18:07

    Takde sorang pon tegur kala-jengking (scorpion) yg aku lukis. Kira nye jadi la aku lukis tu. wakaka! :D

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  9. merahjamboo1 January 2010 at 18:10

    hahhahaha...Dato' VIP mane pulak nih...grrr,pasni kena kurung ngan suami,hehe...kalo ade elaun camtu, skang jugak boleh balik kampung dok goyang kaki....

    -pja

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  10. Cahaya Yang Riang Gembira1 January 2010 at 18:23

    Hahahahaha.. Wuit.. Ayah aku gemini laa.. Anak 5 ajek okeyhhh.. ;p

    ~ mmg tak leh pcaye pun.. btul2..

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  11. Unknown1 January 2010 at 18:55

    kepercayaan kolol semua tuh,org cina je yg percaya....hohoho

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  12. ziesya zulkifli1 January 2010 at 18:55

    haila..
    mcm2 ko ni zack~

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  13. 'AQILAH1 January 2010 at 19:16

    aku pun gemini...hahha..tu ko buat sendiri..

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  14. Anonymous1 January 2010 at 20:13

    libra tu tok lelaki jew..girl xder kew

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  15. ini q i L L1 January 2010 at 20:55

    detail sguh! ;p

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  16. Didi Nadhirah1 January 2010 at 21:08

    wah percintaan yg tak baek je sume ni hahahha

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  17. Unknown1 January 2010 at 21:41

    teruk gila siot ramalan yg kau reka..punah semua azam tahun 2010 sbb kau punya ramalan ni..hahhah..semuanya hancuss.

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  18. Fathiha Zainal1 January 2010 at 21:47

    Adoyaii.. Capricorn. Dato' mana lak tuh.. Tamauuu. =p

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  19. acap24051 January 2010 at 22:06

    tak bleh caya..
    tak bleh caya..

    klau caya gerenti gelap masa depan eden..
    tak mau tak mau..

    xp

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  20. ♥♥♥CiNtA_Ati♥♥♥1 January 2010 at 22:10

    mana virgo???

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  21. enyheartsdiamond1 January 2010 at 23:08

    libra paling cantik..nak aquarius zack!!! :)

    jap g i datang baca drama u..

    nk tgok rompakan kabinet sat..

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  22. ~aSHa~1 January 2010 at 23:21

    sweet je ramalan2 ni..eheheheh

    salam ziarah..

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  23. jan.naimah2 January 2010 at 00:10

    hhahahaha.mengong2... :P

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  24. aku Zaty2 January 2010 at 00:27

    alorh..
    taurus xdak ka?
    baru nk tau percintaan kite..
    hee~

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  25. giGGLe2 January 2010 at 01:26

    horoscope mmg lawak...
    ske layan gak..
    tp x percaya pn.....
    *tringin sgt nak tau org y buat tu ambik ramalan berdasarkan pe...

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  26. Penjenayah Bahasa2 January 2010 at 01:47

    horoskop yang tersangat laa jujur..kalo mcm ni laa horoskop masa kini..mmg xde org lagi la nk langgan horoskop tuu..gler jujur dan ketepatan ramalan sampai boleh usha yang mamat tu jth hati ngn minah dalam fb..syes aq ske...

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  27. exoraexra2 January 2010 at 02:55

    cencer tak der ker??? (^-^)

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  28. imma.jayma.azima2 January 2010 at 03:29

    ramalan x ley blah! hahaa~klakar! :)

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  29. .:fifi:.2 January 2010 at 11:30

    kalaulah ada horoskop yg mcm nie..
    aku xtau la..
    hahhaa

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  30. Shafiqa Mohd2 January 2010 at 13:02

    virgo mane? T_T

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  31. chamn2 January 2010 at 14:27

    oit.. LEO xde k?? anyway apesal scorpio tu mcm ketam je?? wakaka!

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  32. nadiah fatihah2 January 2010 at 19:02

    aquarius xde ke???

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  33. myQza2 January 2010 at 19:07

    ok! jom kita buat sendiri ramalan kita!!

    ekekekekeke

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  34. Alyssa Villamor2 January 2010 at 19:48

    erk..singa takdak pon?
    da xwujud ek tahun 2010 nie =P

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  35. zack zukhairi2 January 2010 at 22:11

    @ beloved readers : ahahaha! tersengih baca komen korang ni. Korang ni request aku buat horoskop untuk semua zodiak ke? ahaha! aduhai.

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  36. HM3 January 2010 at 13:33

    kerja gile!! baru suh 2009 keep my sadness, jgn dibawak ke 2010..

    kalau zodiak ni tepat, AKU BUNUH KAU!! haha~

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  37. Anonymous4 January 2010 at 00:05

    haha
    aduih..

    tarrak mau gtu la..

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  38. Rara4 January 2010 at 01:56

    leo xdak ka zack..huhu

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  39. dayanaazhar:)6 January 2010 at 23:11

    hmm..jgn percaya benda karut ni...anyhow, zack satu horoskop ngan i...hahhaha...tp jgn percaya...AMARAN!

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  40. Mashii27 January 2010 at 01:09

    kreatif dan inovatifnyer kau ni..(padahal kuat betul ko merapu ya!!)

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  41. jana3 March 2010 at 20:47

    hahaha... scorpio tu macam semut cacat je!

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  42. Mysura10 March 2010 at 11:33

    best2 :D

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  43. anies_556616 March 2010 at 01:53

    gila batak r weh..nsib bek xda taurus..kalu x..jnuh aku gelak tertongeng2 la..hehe
    tp bes r hg pya horoscope ni..ak rs beter tukaq jd horoslingkop la..hehe

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  44. FiqaSaleh30 July 2010 at 20:08

    mane Leo nyerrr? yelahh....dr baca yg kurafat tu bgs aku bca yg ko wat yg ko pikir sendiri tuu.. hehehhe.. aku mmg tak baca dan tak ambi tau pun ttg horoskop nihh.. hahahha.. at least bca yg ko wat ni wat aku gelakkk hehehehe... nak copy boleh tak incik zack? nak kasi kat kwn.. :D

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  45. Cik Eyla21 August 2010 at 16:31

    Gila abg zack punye horoskop..senak perut baca entry ni...pe2 pom yg abg zack mengarut,i akan tetap baca gak...

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  46. Nur Qalby21 August 2010 at 18:40

    scorpio tu macam lembu sekali imbas..huhuh~ nice..

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  47. Unknown23 August 2010 at 13:18

    semuanya ramalan cm hancur lebur je...tp itulah realiti..hehe

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  48. Cik Kumbang28 August 2010 at 17:09

    sekali tengok macam tikus ....dua kali tengok...laa kala jengking ghupanya...kwang2~

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  49. AiNiey Bariyyah31 August 2010 at 12:57

    ko punyer scorpio?? cam spidey je aku nengoknyer.. pahtu ang tambag sepit ketam ek??hehe..
    then ang tambah lgi kt ekor dier ekor setan..hakhak..
    nice je ;p

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  50. qwie4 September 2010 at 03:56

    serunuk lak baca..rasa macam x lengkap kalu x publish suma2 horoskop yg ada...[nak virgo jgk..keke]

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  51. umairah arifin4 September 2010 at 11:32

    pisces x de ker?

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  52. Anonymous12 September 2010 at 03:39

    uishh kejam abis lingkup gemini aku ,.

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  53. wawa zulkafli19 April 2011 at 12:05

    huish..kejam2..hahahha...

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  54. vpcea45fg_9012 July 2011 at 23:57

    ha ha ha..
    lucu la..
    :)

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  55. Anonymous19 November 2011 at 20:08

    i'm scorpio..lawaks!

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  56. Anonymous19 November 2011 at 20:08

    i'm scorpio..lawaks!

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  57. Wafa Awla19 February 2012 at 02:39

    memang sesat nih !

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