2 January 2010

Teknik mengorat 2010 part 1

Tempat : Library
Situasi :  Si awek tengah dok usha rak buku kononnya tengah mencarik buku rujukan untuk next assignment. Datang sorang brader lalu dari tepi, dan zaaass!

Cara lama : 
Brader : Emm...Patheology. Nice. (sambil senyum)
Awek : (balas senyuman)
Brader : You amik social science ke? (ini ayat cucuk intro)
Awek :  Yup.. and you?
Brader : Oh, i tak pandai macam u. I amik civil je. (low profile)
Awek :  Eh, tak la.. mana ada pandai. Biasa je la. (senyum)
Brader : Anyway, u cari buku pasal apa? Kalau-kalau i boleh tolong?
Awek :  Oh, xpe. Thanks. Just belek-belek je. (senyum)
Brader : No no...Seriously i ikhlas ni. Cuba tengok muka i. (buat muka serius)
Awek :  Ahaha! u ni kelakar la. (symptom awal umpan da mengena)
Brader : Hehe. I tolong u ok ?

Langkah seterusnya, tukar phone number, seminggu kemudian,couple.
Mana nak dapat skill lama macam ni bro! Kasi adjust skit~

Cara baru : 
Lalu sebelah awek yang tengah belek2 buku tu, terus pura-pura rebah. Buat seperti gaya orang kene sawan or gaya orang diserang sakit asthma smbil tangan menjerut2 leher seperti org sesak nafas.
Brader : Urghh...tolong...(muka tgh nazak)
Awek :  Eh! U tak apa2 ke?! Ya Allah, macam mana ni! Tolong! (si awek confirm cuak)
(Silap aribulan, percuma lu dapat kene raba ngan awek tu. Hakhak.)
Brader : I just need fresh air. Boleh tolong bawak i kat tepi tu? Please...
Awek :  Oh, ok ok! (masih cuak)
Brader : Nasib baik u ada, kalau tak, i tak tau apa nasib i...
Awek :  Eh, jangan cakap macam tu. I tak buat apa-apa pun.
Brader : Seriously i mintak maaf sgt2 dengan u. Dah curi masa u. Buat susah u je... (pancing)
Awek :  Laa..it's ok. Yang penting u da slamat. Kan? (senyum manis)
Brader : Mana boleh! I da hutang nyawa dgn u tau. Sebagai balasan, i nak blanja u minum. Kalau u tolak, i nk bunuh diri! (buat muka comel)
Awek :  Ahaha.. Lawak la u ni!
Brader : I serius ni.
Awek : Ha,ya ya.. ok ok....

Settle!

Tapi ni trick untuk lelaki yang wajahnya 50-50 je. Ok? Kalau hensem macam aku Farid Kamil , tak payah guna taktik ni. What u need to do is just being cool and automatically sumer awek akan usha lu. Tak percaya? tengok ni...



Hakhak.
Celaka. Dunia tak fair.


p/s : Sila pastikan tiada pak guard berhampiran lu. Kalau ada, masak lu brader. Silap2 die hantar lu pegi hospital.

*Part 2 , coming soon.
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49 comments:

  1. GT2 January 2010 at 23:46

    Keke*

    Ade ek cmtu?

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  2. cik nurulain2 January 2010 at 23:48

    siot je ko zack..

    dah penah try ke??? kalau jadi bgtau aku.

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  3. Cipina2 January 2010 at 23:52

    ahahah..

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  4. amirah2 January 2010 at 23:52

    kena ad skill 2 nk wat muka nazak

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  5. Anonymous2 January 2010 at 23:57

    haha, kalau aku jerit je panggil org.
    mls lyn. haha.

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  6. missiesya3 January 2010 at 00:04

    peh ayat last tu xleh belah.haha

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  7. silent murmuring of mine.....3 January 2010 at 00:04

    incik boyfie...kamu wat cmni di jepom...siap la kamu :p

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  8. AnAk iBu3 January 2010 at 00:04

    xpe2.
    akhirat fair.
    haha

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  9. miranasib3 January 2010 at 00:12

    salam ziarah..
    hahahaha...gelak besar bile bace!
    wawawa

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  10. enyheartsdiamond3 January 2010 at 00:16

    pandai je u buat cerita..betul2 boleh jd neyh :)

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  11. Anonymous3 January 2010 at 00:21

    btl2..pnh tgk org kna ayt cm2..miahaha...gud2....

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  12. Syima Syaz3 January 2010 at 00:29

    blum jmp lagi lelaki sebegitu berani..hahaha..

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  13. Shaz Naz3 January 2010 at 00:30

    miahaha....teknik 1 lebih baik..kalau i jumpe teknik 2..mati katak pun tgk jek,,huhuu..takut je kene sawan babi, berjangkit plak..haha

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  14. Sharinginfoz3 January 2010 at 00:35

    so memang terror ngurat ya.. bosan2 singgah le..

    Beg Plastik 20 sen

    Buat Salah OK ke???

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  15. Alyssa Villamor3 January 2010 at 00:40

    haha xdek makna nye nk tulun laki tu,
    bek lari je @ mintak tlg pakcik gad kt c2.. =P

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  16. Didi Nadhirah3 January 2010 at 00:40

    dua2 cara ni takde pun terjadi dekat I nk tunggu part 2 lak hehehe

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  17. udacun3 January 2010 at 01:01

    hahaha..uda suke entry ni zack... tp xpenah jd kat UDA sbb uda xsuke p libry....hahahhaa..
    lau kat tempt2 len ade r.... hik3

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  18. Anonymous3 January 2010 at 01:47

    aduhhh...ko punye story kan brader...gua ckp lu mmg tip top r...mmg xleh terlepas bace babe!!

    tetibe jd sawan lak ble bace entry nieh...hehehe

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  19. TinaSofea3 January 2010 at 02:11

    hahha!ngek abisla abg..abgkn bekas buaye..ade je taktik abg ye??haha!takpe..sy bg tips kt kwn2^_^

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  20. Unknown3 January 2010 at 02:16

    pergh...kena try ni...tp kena rehearsal dulu nih...practice make perfect...fullamak...next please

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  21. Mohd Fakhrurazi Jamaludin3 January 2010 at 02:28

    kalo xrajin pegi library mcm aku camne zack?atau pompuan tue mmg xpernah pegi library?camne?ha jawab...jawab...

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  22. asyraf wahab3 January 2010 at 03:27

    lama x npk kt perpustakaan.. x dpt tumpu studyla.. (ayat poyo) hahahah
    xbleh bla..

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  23. Anonymous3 January 2010 at 09:09

    hahahahaha..lawakla..nice job..:)

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  24. Dillaida3 January 2010 at 10:49

    haha.. malanglah siapa yang jumpa lelaki serupa ni.. =P

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  25. izansalleh®3 January 2010 at 11:30

    zassssssssss...
    ke library dengan kadar segera!
    hahahaa

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  26. saiful mohamed3 January 2010 at 11:35

    esok aku buat.haha..dpt cpr best gak.. =)

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  27. ~UmmU SoLehah~3 January 2010 at 15:33

    T____T bijak..!

    ley wat aku gelak..

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  28. kayghani3 January 2010 at 15:50

    hahaha..aku teringat iklan lakonan semula yang tiru iklan ni..

    fair tak fair,lumrah alam bro..

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  29. leya3 January 2010 at 17:57

    haha..

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  30. Anonymous3 January 2010 at 18:15

    haha sronok :)
    eh btw.. bek aku panggil org len utk tolong lelaki sawan tuh..
    hahaaa

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  31. Anonymous3 January 2010 at 18:15

    haha sronok :)
    eh btw.. bek aku panggil org len utk tolong lelaki sawan tuh..
    hahaaa

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  32. KE3 January 2010 at 20:20

    tak dapat focus study kat situ.hahaha

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  33. Mysara Newrie8 January 2010 at 04:59

    erk klu laki 2 sakit aku leh caya ag bile part yg nak blanja minum 2 aku rsa dh lapok! tett! tak terpikat lgsung. haha

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  34. pearl apple19 January 2010 at 16:44

    hak3...bodohnya..

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  35. Unknown21 January 2010 at 12:16

    kah3..superb lawak...nk wat2 sawan...silap skill kne bahan...awek tuh dok gelak tgk ko sawan..amacam?miahahahaha

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  36. Unknown21 January 2010 at 12:16

    kah3..superb lawak...nk wat2 sawan...silap skill kne bahan...awek tuh dok gelak tgk ko sawan..amacam?miahahahaha

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  37. Shahada Fauzi22 January 2010 at 23:22

    ekekeke..serius lawak..bapak rajin cri iklan sunsilk yg dh bkurun jaman tuh..

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  38. Farahanani Amhazali27 January 2010 at 11:00

    seriously.. penuh drama..

    adakah setiap skrip tu betol2 akan jadi sama dgn yg awak tulis neh??

    agak kurang realistik..

    but u got nice script.. haha..

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  39. Ismail Noh22 February 2010 at 23:23

    Spoiler habis kalau berlakon macam kena sawan. Nak baca trick no. 2 pulak.

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  40. farah7 June 2010 at 04:56

    suke la blog ni..macam2 benda best..paling suke sekali yang kisah valentine:)

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  41. FiqaSaleh30 July 2010 at 20:44

    kah kah kah kah kah...lawakk.. :p

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  42. Kibby da fLower17 August 2010 at 13:29

    kLaka boLeyyyyy???hahahahha....;p

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  43. n[i]ck sTiLL WaiTiNg23 August 2010 at 13:05

    bungoks punyer iklan!hak3~

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  44. Nur Asyuraini24 August 2010 at 21:15

    siot ar ang nie zack....
    da r letak iklan feveret aku....
    tapi agak boley diterima akal la taktik tu.....

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  45. kama_meriah91@yahoo.com29 September 2010 at 23:33

    hahahhaha
    dh lme x ngok iklan ni kt tb...

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  46. Wafa Awla19 February 2012 at 02:48

    hish! lepas ni kena hati-hati

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  47. hamba13 July 2012 at 01:33

    hahahaha.....cantik ni tips

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  48. Anonymous30 November 2012 at 09:36

    Keke* Ade ek cmtu?

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  49. Bridgeshnfy2 December 2012 at 14:15

    hahaha..uda suke entry ni zack... tp xpenah jd kat UDA sbb uda xsuke p libry....hahahhaa.. lau kat tempt2 len ade r.... hik3

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